when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
NIALL: -drops his tea-
LOUIS: Oh, for God’s sake, Niall!
HARRY: For the benefit of the radio, Niall just dropped his tea.
(Source: lauriehoran, via mrbradcorey)
*aggressively doesn’t know*
(Source: dveon, via perks-of-being-chinese)
james franco is psycho
Is this a joke
(Source: tragicmisstep, via d0nn0)
I have the sex appeal of a Boobah.
That’s pretty damn sexy
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
(Source: eudaldo, via spaceindavers)
How to have sex
Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger
when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol